What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

Dr No

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do people smoke?

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do a bra and panties have to match?

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

Why do people hate Nickelback so much? What makes them different from other popular bands like Linkin Park, Green Day, etc.? Is it just because they're Canadian or what?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

How do people break a narcissist man's ego?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?